Tax his land, 
                               Tax his bed, 
                               Tax the table, 
                               at which he's fed. 
                           
                               Tax his tractor, 
                               Tax his mule, 
                               Teach him taxes 
                               Are the rule. 
                           
                               Tax his work, 
                               Tax his pay, 
                               He works for
                               peanuts anyway! 
                           
                               Tax his cow, 
                               Tax his goat, 
                               Tax his pants, 
                               Tax his coat. 
                       
                               Tax his ties, 
                               Tax his shirt, 
                               Tax his work, 
                               Tax his dirt. 
                       
                               Tax his tobacco, 
                               Tax his drink, 
                               Tax him if he 
                               Tries to think. 
                               Tax his cigars, 
                               Tax his beers, 
                               If he cries 
                               Tax his tears. 
                               Tax his car, 
                               Tax his gas, 
                               Find other ways 
                               To tax his ass. 
                               Tax all he has 
                               Then let him know 
                               That you won't be done 
                               Till he has no dough. 
                               When he screams and hollers; 
                               Then tax him some more, 
                               Tax him till 
                               He's good and sore. 
                               Then tax his coffin, 
                               Tax his grave, 
                               Tax the sod in 
                               Which he's laid... 
                               Put these words 
                               Upon his tomb, 
                               'Taxes drove me 
                               to my doom...' 
                               When he's gone, 
                               Do not relax, 
                               Its time to apply 
                               The inheritance tax.
                               Accounts Receivable Tax
                               Building Permit Tax
                               CDL license Tax
                               Cigarette Tax 
                               Corporate Income Tax
                               Dog License Tax
                               Excise Taxes
                               Federal Income Tax
                               Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
                               Fishing License Tax
                               Food License Tax
                               Fuel Permit Tax
                               Gasoline Tax (currently 44.75 cents per gallon)
                               Gross Receipts Tax
                               Hunting License Tax
                               Inheritance Tax
                               Inventory Tax
                               IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
                               Liquor Tax
                               Luxury Taxes
                               Marriage License Tax
                               Medicare Tax
                               Personal Property Tax
                               Property Tax
                               Real Estate Tax
                               Service Charge Tax
                               Social Security Tax
                               Road Usage Tax
                               Recreational Vehicle Tax
                               Sales Tax
                               School Tax
                               State Income Tax
                               State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
                               Telephone Federal Excise Tax
                               Telephone Federal Universal Service Fee Tax
                               Telephone Federal, State and Local Surcharge Taxes
                               Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax
                               Telephone Recurring and Nonrecurring Charges Tax
                                Telephone    State   and Local Tax
                               Telephone Usage Charge Tax
                               Utility Taxes
                               Vehicle License Registration Tax
                               Vehicle Sales Tax
                               Watercraft Registration Tax
                               Well Permit Tax
                               Workers Compensation Tax 
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